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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on January 23, 2016, 21:46

Title: I hope everyone laughs at this one because it had me in stitches.
Post by: Den on January 23, 2016, 21:46

A man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.

He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.”

“OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?”

“A fottle.”

“A fottle? That’s a stupid name. Can you think of something else?”

“I can think about it. I’ve got something else though. It’s a folding carton.”

“And what do you call that?” asks the clerk.

“A farton.”

“That’s rude. You can’t possibly call it that.”

“In that case,” says the man, “You’re really going to hate the name of my folding bucket.”
Title: Re: I hope everyone laughs at this one because it had me in stitches.
Post by: Simon on January 23, 2016, 22:48
 :)x
Title: Re: I hope everyone laughs at this one because it had me in stitches.
Post by: chorleydave on January 24, 2016, 15:27
 :laugh:
Title: Re: I hope everyone laughs at this one because it had me in stitches.
Post by: Clive on January 24, 2016, 16:27
 ;D