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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on February 21, 2016, 12:40

Title: The drunk
Post by: Den on February 21, 2016, 12:40

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Simon on February 21, 2016, 13:28

 ;D

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Clive on February 21, 2016, 15:57

On a metered connection eh Den?   :laugh:

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Den on February 21, 2016, 15:59

her.  :D

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Clive on February 21, 2016, 20:15

I'll finish it off for you.  "     ;D

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Den on February 21, 2016, 21:02

I thank you Clive.  :P

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Clive on February 21, 2016, 22:46

You are most welcome Den.   :D

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Simon on February 21, 2016, 22:54

Are we there yet?   ::)

Title: Re: The drunk
Post by: Clive on February 22, 2016, 09:48

Just about!   :laugh: