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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on March 17, 2016, 11:02

Title: Excess Baggage
Post by: Rodders on March 17, 2016, 11:02

Paddy is at the airport and carrying two bulky bin-liners over his shoulder when he gets stopped by Customs who search through each bag and discover dozens of mobile phones.

When they ask why he has so many mobiles, Paddy says "Well, while I was on me travels in America, I got a call from me pal, who told me he was starting a Jazz band and asked if I could bring back two saxophones."

Title: Re: Excess Baggage
Post by: Simon on March 17, 2016, 11:15

 ;D

Title: Re: Excess Baggage
Post by: Clive on March 17, 2016, 11:21

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Excess Baggage
Post by: Den on March 17, 2016, 22:08

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
 “But why, Mum? I don’t want to go.”
 “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
 “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
 “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
 “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
 “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the headmaster!”

Ooooops, I posted it in the wrong place  :blush:

Title: Re: Excess Baggage
Post by: Simon on March 17, 2016, 23:45

Back to Forum School for you, Dennis!   ;D

Title: Re: Excess Baggage
Post by: Clive on March 18, 2016, 11:58

 :smirks: