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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 19, 2016, 11:35

Title: HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS....
Post by: Clive on April 19, 2016, 11:35

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
 The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
 'Can you give us an example?'
 'Thou shall not kill.'
 'Not kill? We're not interested..'
 
 
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
 The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and
Mother.'
 'Fathers?  We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

 Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'
 The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not
steal.'
 'Not steal? We're not interested.'
 
Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'
 The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit
adultery.'
 'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
 
 Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'
 'Commandments?'
They said, 'How much are they?'
 'They're free.'
 'We'll take 10.'


 There. That, should p**s off just about everybody ....

Title: Re: HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS....
Post by: Simon on April 19, 2016, 12:34

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