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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on May 24, 2016, 22:02

Title: Death bed
Post by: Den on May 24, 2016, 22:02

Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Sidney.

 "Sidney, you've been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes."

 "I can't do that, darling," Sidney said. "You're a size 16 and she's only a 10."

Title: Re: Death bed
Post by: Simon on May 24, 2016, 23:23

Oops!   :facepalm:

Title: Re: Death bed
Post by: Clive on May 25, 2016, 08:52

 :pmsl: