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Title: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: Clive on December 08, 2016, 11:19
                                                         
A  man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before  Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
   
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

“We  can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're  sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

Franticly,  the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.  “Like hell they're  getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of  this!”

She  calls Scotland  immediately, and screams at her father “You are  NOT getting  divorced.  Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted!  They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own  way.’
 
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: Simon on December 08, 2016, 11:52
 ;D
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: Den on December 08, 2016, 19:55
I love that joke Clive, in fact I love that joke every year Clive.  :crazy:
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: Clive on December 08, 2016, 20:20
You mean we are in a new year?  Nobody told me!   :blush:
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: daveeb on December 09, 2016, 21:42
I'm still struggling with this new fangled decimal currency, haven't seen a thrupenny bit in months  :woot:
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: Simon on December 09, 2016, 23:00
That's funny, as I've just had one after a curry!  ;D
Title: Re: The first Christmas story - and it is Scottish
Post by: daveeb on December 09, 2016, 23:07
Arf   :D