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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 12, 2017, 18:40
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A true story from an Irish Sunday School teacher
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.
'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
Mary O'Reily asked, 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get
into heaven?'
From the back little Sean O'Leary shouted, 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'
It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
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