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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on June 13, 2017, 18:36
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Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
> The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
> Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
> When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
> dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
> Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes.
> When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million
> dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
> Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours.
> When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be no
> charge and feel free to call Scotland anytime.
> Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got
> to call Scotland free.
> The devil replied, "Since Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister of
> Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call."
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:laugh:
At least the election has stopped that bloody woman banging on about independence!
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She's had her comeuppance for certain.
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Mrs May can't be displeased about that. :o:
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;D