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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on July 20, 2017, 00:38

Title: Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
Post by: Rodders on July 20, 2017, 00:38
I recently spent £7,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, which I then put out with the herd, but he just ate grass all day and wouldn't even so much as look at a cow.  In fact I was beginning to think I'd actually got a pretty poor deal and had paid more than he was worth, so I had the Vet come out to check him over.  He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly still a little bit young.  Anyway, he gave me some pills to administer once a day.

What an amazing difference!  Within two days he'd started to service the cows -- all the cows.  Then he broke down the fence and serviced all of my neighbour's cows.  He's like a machine!  I have absolutely no idea what was in those pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a bit like peppermint.
Title: Re: Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
Post by: Simon on July 20, 2017, 09:14
 ;D
Title: Re: Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
Post by: Clive on July 20, 2017, 13:20
 :pmsl: