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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 26, 2017, 09:46
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A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman
bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table
with 3 walnuts on it.Standing next to it was an old Scotsman, suddenly
the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all
3 walnuts with 3 mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the
elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a
faded poster for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't miss Bruce
The Amazing Scotsman'. He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive,
much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring
was illuminated.This time, however, instead of walnuts,3 coconuts
were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then
suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with 3 swings of his
amazing member.The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman
requested a meeting with him after the show.
'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something.
You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts
'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they wus'
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