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Title: hypnotist
Post by: Den on October 13, 2017, 21:56

A  woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.' 

'No more headaches?' the husband  asks, 'What  happened ?'

His wife replies, 'Angie  referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand  in front of a mirror, stare at  myself and repeat,

I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache

Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.' 

'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

His wife  then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the  bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see  if he can do anything for that ?'

Reluctantly, the husband agrees  to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips  off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.  He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' 

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and  jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never  before.

His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'

The  husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back.'

He goes back  into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first  time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she  proclaims.

Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right  back.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his  wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him
Standing at the  mirror and saying .....
She's not my wife
She's not my wife 
She's not my wife'

His  funeral service will be held Saturday
Title: Re: hypnotist
Post by: Simon on October 13, 2017, 23:05
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Title: Re: hypnotist
Post by: Clive on October 13, 2017, 23:30
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