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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 24, 2018, 19:59

Title: Kicking up a stink
Post by: Clive on January 24, 2018, 19:59
Kicking Up A Stink…
While serving tea in the lounge of a retirement home, the nurse caught a whiff of something unpleasant. “Right,” she said, “Who’s messed in their pants?”
Nobody answered so she patrolled the room in a bid to trace the origin of the smell. Finally, she found the culprit - an old man sitting in the corner.
“Why didn’t you answer when I asked who had messed in their pants/”she said.
“Sorry,” said the old man. “I thought you meant today.”
Title: Re: Kicking up a stink
Post by: Simon on January 24, 2018, 21:22
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