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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 24, 2018, 20:32

Title: Confucius Say
Post by: Clive on February 24, 2018, 20:32
Confucius Say.

 

OK to let a fool kiss you,

But not OK to let a kiss fool you.

 

Confucius Say.

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs

For real merchandise downstairs.


Confucius Say.

Better to lose a lover

Than love a loser.

 

Confucius Say.

Man with broken condom

Often called Daddy


Confucius Say.

Drunken man's words

Often sober man's thoughts.


Confucius Say.

Marriage is same as bank account.

You put it in, you take it out,

you lose interest.


Confucius Say.

Viagra just like Disneyland ......

One hour wait for 2-minute ride.

 

Confucius Say.

Joke is just like sex.

Neither any good if you

don't get it.

 

 
Title: Re: Confucius Say
Post by: Simon on February 24, 2018, 21:15
 ;D