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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on May 05, 2019, 17:22
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I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me just one wish.
"I wish to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"
"You crafty little b*****d," replied the fairy
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