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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: GillE on August 09, 2020, 19:34

Title: Music
Post by: GillE on August 09, 2020, 19:34
I've just bought a new laptop and it's awful.  It keeps playing 'Someone Like You' on a loop.  Perhaps that's because it's a Dell.

The worst Christmas present I ever received was a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why did George Michael have chocolate all over his balls? He was careless with his Wispa.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face.

What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t walk round Dublin thinking he’s Bono.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?  Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

What do hip-hop muscians put on their cuts and grazes ? Ghetto plasters.
Title: Re: Music
Post by: Simon on August 09, 2020, 20:45
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Music
Post by: Clive on August 09, 2020, 21:01
 ;D  Jokes as as rare as hens teeth at the moment! 
Title: Re: Music
Post by: Den on August 10, 2020, 08:53
Love them all Gill.  ;D