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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on August 25, 2021, 21:13

Title: Ooooooooops 3
Post by: Den on August 25, 2021, 21:13
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.”

Well, I can tell you this … that fly never knew what hit it.
 
 

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”



What is the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Title: Re: Ooooooooops 3
Post by: Simon on August 25, 2021, 21:38
 :devil:
Title: Re: Ooooooooops 3
Post by: Clive on August 25, 2021, 23:08
 ;D