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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on September 27, 2021, 21:53

Title: Short and sweet.
Post by: Den on September 27, 2021, 21:53

I need two gallons of petrol urgently.

I'm willing to swap a Doctors Appointment in a straight exchange.  :D


It was predicted that petrol and diesel cars were to be fazed out by 2030.

It has just been brought forward to Wednesday.


I hate Russian Dolls.

They are so full of themselves.


A baby can drink a full bottle and then fall asleep and people will say "How cute"

When I do it they say I'm an alcoholic.


My biggest fear of becoming a Zombie is all the walking.



A GP has been ringing for an update on his car.

I told him to ring up at 8.00 o clock in the morning.     

Title: Re: Short and sweet.
Post by: Simon on September 27, 2021, 23:09

:lol2:

Title: Re: Short and sweet.
Post by: Clive on September 28, 2021, 10:01

Brilliant!   8-)