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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on December 13, 2022, 17:55
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Several men are in the locker room of the local golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat."
It's only £1,000."
"Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 models."
"I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£120,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing."
"That house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market."
"They're asking £950,000 now"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000."
"They will probably take it."
"If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
"It's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too honey."
Then the man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ::)
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:pmsl:
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;D