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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on February 18, 2023, 20:13

Title: Drinking costs.
Post by: Den on February 18, 2023, 20:13

Wife: how much beer do you drink?

Husband: 3 or 4 pints a day

Wife: how much does a beer cost you?

Husband: £3 a pint

Wife: how long have you been drinking?

Husband: around 42 years

Wife: 4 pints a day equals 28 pints a week which is £84 a week or £4368 a year or £183456 over 42 years. Husband: sounds correct

Wife: you realise if you had put that money in the bank in a high interest account you would have had enough money to buy an aeroplane?

Husband: do you drink beer?

Wife: no

Husband: where’s your aeroplane?   :D

Title: Re: Drinking costs.
Post by: Simon on February 18, 2023, 20:58

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