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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on May 17, 2023, 21:23

Title: Old Pilot.
Post by: Den on May 17, 2023, 21:23
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess

I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women

When I watch TV, I think about naked women.

It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’   :crazy:
Title: Re: Old Pilot.
Post by: Simon on May 17, 2023, 22:24
;D
Title: Re: Old Pilot.
Post by: Clive on May 18, 2023, 09:11
Love it!   ;D