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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on August 28, 2024, 20:45

Title: Wine tester.
Post by: Den on August 28, 2024, 20:45
In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink.

He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed!!!   :crazy:
Title: Re: Wine tester.
Post by: Simon on August 28, 2024, 21:11
;D
Title: Re: Wine tester.
Post by: Clive on August 29, 2024, 08:03
 :pmsl: