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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on June 05, 2025, 21:18

Title: Leave a note.
Post by: Den on June 05, 2025, 21:18
A woman was furious - her husband was coming home late again. So she left a note on the dresser:
"I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me." 😤
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
Not long after, he came home.
She heard him walk into the bedroom, pause at the dresser, read the note...
Then he picked up a pen and wrote something on it.
Next thing she hears is him on the phone:
"She’s finally gone. Yeah, I know – about time. I’m coming over. Put on that sexy French nightie I like. I love you. Can’t wait to see you… and do all those naughty things you like." 😳💔
He hangs up, grabs his keys, and walks out.
She hears the car drive off, holding back tears.
Fuming, she crawls out from under the bed and grabs the note to see what he wrote.
It said:
"I can see your feet. We’re outta bread - be back in 5 mins." 🥖😂
Title: Re: Leave a note.
Post by: Simon on June 05, 2025, 22:23
:)x
Title: Re: Leave a note.
Post by: Clive on June 06, 2025, 15:39
Brilliant   ;D