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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on July 27, 2025, 12:33

Title: Eating
Post by: Den on July 27, 2025, 12:33
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" 🥓🍳🍞🍊☕

He declines.

"Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra," he says. "It’s really taken the edge off my appetite." 😬

At lunchtime, she asks again,

"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" 🍲🧁🧀

He shakes his head.

"Nope. It’s the Viagra… totally ruined my appetite." 😒

By dinner, she tries one more time.

"Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak, some apple pie, maybe rotisserie chicken or a tasty stir fry?" 🥩🥧🍗🍜

He sighs.

"No, still not hungry. Gotta be the Viagra." 😩

She puts her hands on her hips and says,

"Well… would you mind getting off me then? I’m freakin’ starving!" 🤣🍽️💥
Title: Re: Eating
Post by: Simon on July 27, 2025, 12:47
:)x
Title: Re: Eating
Post by: Clive on July 27, 2025, 18:22
 :)x