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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on September 14, 2025, 20:26

Title: Confession
Post by: Den on September 14, 2025, 20:26
 
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two hitch-hiking college girls. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . I'm telling everybody!'   :)x
Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Clive on September 14, 2025, 20:29
 :pmsl:
Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Simon on September 14, 2025, 21:14
:lol2: