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The Laughter Zone / Re: Silent Dinners?
« Last post by Clive on March 30, 2020, 20:54 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Silent Dinners?
« Last post by Simon on March 30, 2020, 18:10 »
 :)x
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The Laughter Zone / Silent Dinners?
« Last post by chorleydave on March 30, 2020, 17:06 »
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"




My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."




One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
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Several years ago, I tried to do this for a friend. After spending several hours trying to find software to do the job, I gave up and spent less that a hour retyping it in Microsoft Word!
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Hi Simon...sorry for the late reply (i'm sure i used to get email notification for active threads)
I'm not really sure a friend of a friend did it for me several years ago...i assumed it was done in word

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To be honest, I don't really know what to suggest on the file conversion, as we can't be certain what the original file was created in.   :dunno:
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Hi Simon...sorry for the late reply (i'm sure i used to get email notification for active threads)
I'm not really sure a friend of a friend did it for me several years ago...i assumed it was done in word
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Covid - 19
« Last post by Simon on March 29, 2020, 13:03 »
 :crazy:
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The Laughter Zone / Covid - 19
« Last post by Clive on March 29, 2020, 12:09 »
Poor old Prince Charles is at home …. with Covid -19.
And his brother Andrew is home ….. with Jennifer -14

Some good news at last, however, …Jehovah’s Witnesses are now working from home.

 
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The Laughter Zone / Re: THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE.
« Last post by Clive on March 28, 2020, 15:23 »
Desperate times!   ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE.
« Last post by Den on March 28, 2020, 14:26 »
 :)x
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