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The Laughter Zone / The Gates of Heaven
« Last post by Den on February 27, 2021, 19:15 »
Jesus Is Down By The Gates To Heaven...


When an old man approaches.

"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Jesus asks.

"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."

Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"

The man looks back. "... Pinocchio?"          :)x
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The Laughter Zone / Infant School
« Last post by Den on February 27, 2021, 19:10 »
Infant School and strict teacher..

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said: "No, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words". She then asked Bobby what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's wonderful!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said: "Winnie the Sh*t".   :D
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: Changing bundle on Tesco mobile
« Last post by Clive on February 23, 2021, 19:58 »
I think that's the idea.   :)
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: Changing bundle on Tesco mobile
« Last post by Simon on February 23, 2021, 19:44 »
If it's just a tariff change, it should happen immediately, unless they particularly want it to start from your billing date.
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: Changing bundle on Tesco mobile
« Last post by Clive on February 23, 2021, 19:07 »
And I did it!  It was easier to phone them in the end although the guy was seriously painful keeping me on the phone for half an hour saying "one more thing".  It was never ending.   :facepalm:  He asked what phone I had and he said I could have a new one for 7.50 a month.  I declined.  Did I require a new sim card.  No.  One is on the way by first class post so I should receive it by August.  I don't think the upgrade takes effect for a few days but he's lobbed in some free data to tide me over.   ::)
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Lockdown Exit Strategy Explained
« Last post by Clive on February 23, 2021, 18:58 »
Brilliant!    ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Lockdown Exit Strategy Explained
« Last post by Den on February 23, 2021, 17:43 »
 :laugh: :thumb:
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The Laughter Zone / Lockdown Exit Strategy Explained
« Last post by Simon on February 23, 2021, 17:26 »
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: Changing bundle on Tesco mobile
« Last post by Clive on February 22, 2021, 22:28 »
Great, it's on my job list for tomorrow. 
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: Changing bundle on Tesco mobile
« Last post by Simon on February 22, 2021, 22:17 »
In point of fact, I did my contract upgrade (which was actually a downgrade) through my O2 app, and it was done almost instantly.  I don't think it should cause you a problem, Clive.
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