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General Discussion => Food & Drink => Topic started by: Rodders on January 16, 2013, 17:42

Title: Mmmm...
Post by: Rodders on January 16, 2013, 17:42
It seems 29% of the meat content in Tesco's burgers turns out to be horsemeat.

What are the odds on that?   :dunno:
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Post by: Simon on January 16, 2013, 19:09
At least we now know where Shergar went.  :o:
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Post by: TR on January 16, 2013, 19:19
Just been to check my tesco burgers in the fridge........ And there off.......!!!!
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Post by: Simon on January 16, 2013, 19:25
;D
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Post by: Baz on January 16, 2013, 20:24
Bloody Supermarkets.....they take us for a ride
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Post by: Rodders on January 16, 2013, 20:26
Tesco's burgers gave me the trots, but I'm stable now.
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Post by: Rodders on January 16, 2013, 20:29
(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2FTescohorse_zps42bfe990.jpg&hash=eb9e71d0698717f9f97a26eaf5488bd6)
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Post by: Baz on January 16, 2013, 20:34
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: TR on January 16, 2013, 20:35
We had some last night and I think I still have a bit in my teeth
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Post by: TR on January 16, 2013, 20:37
(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv489%2Fhook7%2Fhorsecow.jpg&hash=df29b075390de3d3df8ca15f13d72c8d)
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Post by: Simon on January 16, 2013, 21:10
:pmsl: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
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Post by: Clive on January 16, 2013, 21:11
Best thread of the year!   :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: daveeb on January 17, 2013, 10:40
All you weight watchers might want to know that although they're low in fat they're very high in shergar  ;)
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Post by: Simon on January 17, 2013, 13:35
:aarrgh:
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Post by: TR on January 17, 2013, 15:26
tesco have found traces of zebra in their barcodes

I was in a Tesco cafe this morning and ordered a burger. The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "Yes, a fiver each way!!!"

Just heard that the horses were sexually assaulted before they were used in the burgers.
The main suspect is said to be Jimmy Saddle

and?

That's the 4th Horse joke on the trott
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Post by: TR on January 17, 2013, 15:30
(https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv489%2Fhook7%2Ftescoshorse.png&hash=c1ec6f58f30fb9a8c603de03b00e39fa)
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Post by: Simon on January 17, 2013, 15:39
:pmsl:
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Post by: Clive on January 17, 2013, 17:39
Terry I think it's time to rein these jokes in.  :crazy:
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Post by: TR on January 17, 2013, 18:25
Been ill today after eating a burger, just got back in from the Doc's he said I need to watch what I eat in future so i am off 2 York Races
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Post by: Rodders on January 17, 2013, 19:12
For God's sake please tell me somebody has checked Tesco's Cock-a-leekie soup?
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Post by: Simon on January 17, 2013, 19:29
:haha:
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Post by: Clive on January 17, 2013, 21:06
I understand the Tesco soup factory is next door to a Jewish synagogue.  :o:
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Post by: Simon on January 17, 2013, 22:06
 :)x
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Post by: daveeb on January 18, 2013, 10:41
Well i took my spaghetti and meatballs straight back  :ack:
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Post by: Clive on January 18, 2013, 13:41
 ;D
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Post by: Rodders on January 18, 2013, 16:56
Shooed away.   (https://www.pc-pals.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv300%2FMothballs%2Fwildhorse_zps775d0f1d.gif&hash=2603439860f36734d1cdb725b9babf11) (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4751197/boys-kicked-out-of-tesco-dressed-as-pantomime-horse-video.html)
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Post by: Clive on January 18, 2013, 19:49
When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare', but 'good to firm'

I had a Tesco burger last night.
I've still got a bit between my teeth.

I just checked my burgers in the fridge....... And they're off.

The German supermarket in Cowplain is selling burgers specially for children.
Their called 'My Lidl Pony'.

I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn.
The bloke next to me in Asdas cafe ordered a burger.
The assistant asked if he wanted anything on it and he replied "Five pounds each way."
I ate some of Tescos burgers last night. They gave me the trots.

Sat here reading the label on these Aldi burgers.
It turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.

One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers.
His condition is described as 'stable'.

Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
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Post by: Simon on January 18, 2013, 21:00
 :laugh:
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Post by: Rodders on January 19, 2013, 13:39
I think someone may be sending me death threats.  Woke up this morning with a Tesco's burger on my pillow.

Lost my job as a shelf stacker at Tesco when the packet of frozen burgers I threw hit the store manager.  Seems they have zero tolerance to horse play.

HMV vouchers are still being accepted at Tesco.  So why not give someone you love a Horse Meat Voucher?

If you thought Tesco were in trouble for having horse meat on their burgers, just wait until they analyse their Quarter Pandas.
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Post by: Clive on January 19, 2013, 14:05
 :clap: :clap: :clap: 
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Post by: Simon on January 19, 2013, 15:02
:lol2:
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Post by: sam on January 19, 2013, 20:20
Lol.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:19
I'm not one for bragging, but I've got a dick like a Tesco Burger.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:22
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.  The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:31
This morning I decided to give up Tesco jokes.  Sadly, I fell at the first hurdle.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:38
To eat or not eat a Tesco burger?  That is equestrian.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:55
I've found it difficult working on the Tesco meat counter lately.  I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
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Post by: sam on January 20, 2013, 02:40
Argh.
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Post by: Clive on January 20, 2013, 10:35
 :pmsl:  It couldn't have happened to a better Newmarket supermarket.