Guy comes in from the pub after a big 15 pint evening... Pretty hammered! Goes to his bed and tries to get a bit of nookie out of the missus - shes having none of it and goes off to sleep.
The guy wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache and he smells like something is cooking - thinks to himself "ah a lovely fryup to absorb the drink" and so he wanders down stairs.
He takes a look in the pan to see whats cooking and sees one of his socks from the night before... Says to the missus " Oi! What the feck is going on here?"....
Missus says: "I'm just cooking your sock like you asked me to do last night"
Topic: Fry up (Read 849 times)