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Offline Rik

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Men, women and mathematics
« on: October 02, 2007, 12:21 »
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATHS
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A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.
A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2007, 13:22 »
Very profound Rik.  And all very true!
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2007, 14:27 »
A joke based on truth is always the funniest.  8-)
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2007, 17:00 »
Indeed!  ;D
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2007, 17:35 »
Quote from: Rik Bean on October 02, 2007, 14:27
A joke based on truth is always the funniest.  8-)

There's nothing funny about some of those statements!!  I've still got the scars to prove it!!  :nerves: :splat:
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2007, 17:37 »
:lol:
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2007, 17:51 »
Which ones, Mo??  :)
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Re: Men, women and mathematics
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 13:03 »
Quote from: Rik Bean on October 02, 2007, 12:21

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Worked well for my mother, no one in the house was game to say a word............. and it could go one for weeks.  :o
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