Topic: Latest Apple

[Den]

Apple  Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that  can store and play high fidelity music in  women's breast  implants.

The  iTit will  cost between £499.00 and £699.00 depending on speaker  size.

This  is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have  always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not  listening to  them. 
   

[Simon]

 And they have built in volume knobs! 

[chorleydave]

And they have built in volume knobs! 

[Clive]