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Ooooooooops 3
« on: August 25, 2021, 21:13 »
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.”

Well, I can tell you this … that fly never knew what hit it.
 
 

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The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”



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Two mothers-in-law.

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Re: Ooooooooops 3
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2021, 21:38 »
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Re: Ooooooooops 3
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2021, 23:08 »
 ;D


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