A man was speeding down a back country road, when he saw a rabbit hopping in the middle of the road. Although he tried to swerve and miss it, he hit the rabbit squarely.
Being a true animal lover, the man slammed on his brakes, leapt from his car, and hurried to see if the rabbit was alright.
To his dismay he found the rabbit was dead.
As the man sorrowing over the rabbit's limp body, he heard another car coming.
The other car stopped and the driver emerged to see what was going on.
The other driver, a blonde, nudged the rabbit's limp body with her toe and remarked that it surely was dead.
The man once again expressed his grief over having killed the poor innocent animal but the blonde said not to worry.
She ran to her car, dug around inside, and returned with a spray can.
She sprayed the rabbit's body and, sure enough, after a few minutes, the rabbit stirred, quivered, and then rose to a crouching position.
A moment later the rabbit started down the road as if nothing had ever happened.
However, every few feet the rabbit would turn and wave goodbye.
The man was astounded!
He snatched the spray can from the blonde to see just what kind of magic she had done!
The spray can bore the label: ALBERTO VO5
...Restores life to any dead limp hair and gives it a permanent wave.
Topic: Poor rabbit (Read 159 times)