A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" 🥓🍳🍞🍊☕
He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra," he says. "It’s really taken the edge off my appetite." 😬
At lunchtime, she asks again,
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" 🍲🧁🧀
He shakes his head.
"Nope. It’s the Viagra… totally ruined my appetite." 😒
By dinner, she tries one more time.
"Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak, some apple pie, maybe rotisserie chicken or a tasty stir fry?" 🥩🥧🍗🍜
He sighs.
"No, still not hungry. Gotta be the Viagra." 😩
She puts her hands on her hips and says,
"Well… would you mind getting off me then? I’m freakin’ starving!" 🤣🍽️💥
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