The year is 2037 nobody can afford to buy a house,
you now need I.D just to leave the house,
the retirement age has been raised to 90,
nothing beats a Jet2 holiday is the national anthem,
pints are now £26 each but only in Wetherspoons, they're £35 everywhere else,
The HS2 still isn't finished,
Freddo's cost £22,
England still haven't won a world cup,
Yorkshire water still have a hosepipe ban,
it now takes 6 hours of constant calling to get through to your GP,
The DFS sale is still on and they're still doing roadworks on the blessed motorway.
