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Offline Den

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Words
« on: January 15, 2026, 19:51 »
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.​
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelled G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan F yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...


DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan F yourself!”?   :leer:
First in the 2025 Quiz of the Year and once again I beat Clive.

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Re: Words
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2026, 19:54 »
;D
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Re: Words
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2026, 22:06 »
 :aarrgh:


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