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Offline Simon

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« on: May 09, 2009, 17:40 »
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the arse before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the arse?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 18:17 »
I suppose you could use a similar trick to stop biting your nails...  :)x
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 18:30 »
Well, I've tried everything else!  ;D
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2009, 18:47 »
Me too. :)
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 09:37 »
When I was a kid there was a product that you applied to your finger nails to stop you biting them. Tasted terrible, but in the end, it didn't work.

Funny thing is, I've developed a skin condition which I scratch, my doctor told me it was due to the stress I've been under, and suggested that I start biting my nails again.  ::)
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 10:24 »
I've tried the stuff you put on your nails, but got used to the taste, so it didn't work for me either, MB.  I don't know what started it, but I've bitten my nails for as long as I can remember.
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 10:37 »
Alum was the bitter stuff. Didn't work for me either, though it came in handy when I started to shave. :) I was certainly biting by 8, almost certainly much younger.
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 10:45 »
I'm intrigued, how did it help with shaving?
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 10:46 »
I can't remember when I started either, but quite young.

That bitter stuff was also used on my brothers thumb, that he used to suck. Actually, I think he still does....  :)x

I love watching Ricky Ponting when a match is in the balance, fingers nails flying everywhere. One match I thought he'd have to get his shoes off, as I couldn't imagine that he had any finger nails left.

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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 10:51 »
Quote from: Simon on May 11, 2009, 10:45
I'm intrigued, how did it help with shaving?

Alum is an astringent and so could be used to stop bleeding.
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 11:07 »
Ah, I've always used an electric.  Bet that used to sting a bit!  :horror:
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2009, 11:09 »
Who's Ricky Ponting, MB?
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 11:14 »
Quote from: Simon on May 11, 2009, 11:07
Ah, I've always used an electric.  Bet that used to sting a bit!  :horror:

It did. :)
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 11:14 »
Quote from: Simon on May 11, 2009, 11:09
Who's Ricky Ponting, MB?

A cricketer.
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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 11:25 »
Ah, sport.  :scoot:
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