Topic: Groaner thread

[Sandra]

What do you call a man with a tiny penis ?


















































Justin 

[Simon]

 

[mistybear]

 

[Serenity]

 

[mistybear]

What?s green and smells like red paint?








Green paint.   

[Serenity]

 

[Serenity]

The couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife in tears. They were just told that she could never become pregnant. They would never have the family they both desired so fervently. Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them. I think I can help you, he said, handing them a card. "Why are you masked?" the husband asked. Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card. The doctor will take a scrapping from one of your mouths and culture it. In less than a year, we will have your baby for you. This is the answer to our prayers! the wife exclaimed. Then she turned to thank the stranger but he was gone. Who do you think that was? she asked her husband who answered, That was the Clone Arranger 

[mistybear]

          

[Serenity]

Running Doe, a young Native American woman, went to a doctor for her first-ever physical exam.

?You are in fine health,? the doctor said. ?I did notice one abnormality, however. You have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.

"That is amazing. How many people are in your tribe?"

"Approximately 500.?

?And what is the name of your tribe?"

"The Indiannippleless 500."   

[mistybear]

         That's a racist joke.   

[Baz]

What do you call a man with a tiny penis ?

didnt know we were going down that line of thought................


Whats green and smells of bacon?









Kermits penis   

(kept it clean) 

[Clive]

 

[mistybear]

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.







Not screaming like the passengers in his car.   

[mistybear]

Q: What do you do with a wombat?










A: Play wom.   

[mistybear]

Two cows are standing in a field. The first one asks ?Aren?t you worried about this mad cow disease??   





The second one responds ?It doesn?t worry me, I?m a duck?.