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Offline Rodders

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« on: December 04, 2018, 14:04 »
Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".  She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?"  I said "Yes, sweetheart.  She's 9 stone and you're 18".

I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night.  I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.

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Re: Unfriendly
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2018, 15:20 »
Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".  She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?"  I said "Yes, sweetheart.  She's 9 stone and you're 18".

I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night.  I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.
;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.

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Re: Unfriendly
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2018, 22:30 »
;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.


If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:

If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:
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Re: Unfriendly
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2018, 09:04 »
 :devil:  Love it!
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Re: Unfriendly
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2018, 13:27 »

If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:

If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:
Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2018, 13:37 »
Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out  ;D


Im not suicidal yet :laugh:
I made the comment just once about a dress being a little tight :facepalm:
She didnt speak for 2 weeks :cry:
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Re: Unfriendly
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2018, 18:14 »
I think you got off very lightly Davy.   :laugh:
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