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Offline GillE

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Render Unto Caesar
« on: February 15, 2020, 16:19 »
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back...

The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.

A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the Inland Revenue.”




Hope it's not too blue for the open board!
There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

(Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

Offline Simon

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Re: Render Unto Caesar
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2020, 16:52 »
 ;D
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Re: Render Unto Caesar
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2020, 18:15 »
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Re: Render Unto Caesar
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2020, 21:20 »
 :laugh:
Fourth in the 2018 Quiz of the Year but at least I beat Clive.

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Re: Render Unto Caesar
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2020, 22:16 »
 ;D


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