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Offline GillE

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« on: August 09, 2020, 19:34 »
I've just bought a new laptop and it's awful.  It keeps playing 'Someone Like You' on a loop.  Perhaps that's because it's a Dell.

The worst Christmas present I ever received was a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

Whatís the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why did George Michael have chocolate all over his balls? He was careless with his Wispa.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face.

Whatís the difference between God and Bono? God doesnít walk round Dublin thinking heís Bono.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?  Put it in the microwave until itís Bill Withers.

What do hip-hop muscians put on their cuts and grazes ? Ghetto plasters.
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Offline Simon

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Re: Music
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2020, 20:45 »
 :laugh:
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Re: Music
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2020, 21:01 »
 ;D  Jokes as as rare as hens teeth at the moment! 

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Re: Music
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2020, 08:53 »
Love them all Gill.  ;D
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