Topic: book shop

[Den]

The weather was nice so I went out for a walk when I saw a book shop.

I was wondering what exactly was in the book shop so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the shopkeeper, a foreign looking guy stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientèle, so I asked,

"Do you have a copy of the Nigel Farage book on immigration Policy?​

The clerk said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"​

I said, "Yes, that's the one, do you have it in paperback?   

[Clive]