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« on: December 21, 2014, 12:01 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2014, 12:30 »
 :arf:
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2014, 16:34 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2015, 12:39 »
As a child I was made to walk the plank.  We couldn't afford a dog.   :(

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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2015, 13:08 »
 :)x
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2015, 17:34 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2015, 02:07 »
My wife accused me of being immature.  I said "Shut up and get out of my fort."

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2015, 10:26 »
 :)x
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2015, 19:40 »
I couldn't log into PC-Pals last night so I sat and chatted with the wife instead.  I was surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2015, 20:27 »
We now have a minging Co op where our lovely Woolies used to be.   :bawl:
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2015, 21:21 »
Yuk! 
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2015, 00:34 »
I'm going to take up this offer I saw on Amazon today.  If you buy some Adam Ant sheet music they'll throw in a free stand, and deliver.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2015, 09:24 »
:aarrgh:
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2015, 12:11 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2015, 00:28 »
It's been reported that 25% of Britons fail to get grade C or higher in GCSE maths.  Disgraceful.  That's more than half.


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