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Re: One-liners
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2015, 06:56 »
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2015, 17:30 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2015, 21:22 »
A bloke goes into the opticians.  "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes," says the man.  "Have you ever seen a doctor?" asks the optician.  The man replies, "No, just spots."

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2015, 21:35 »
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2015, 22:48 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2015, 15:38 »
It's strange, isn't it.  You stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaaaarrrghhhh!" and everyone just stares at you.  But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2015, 18:16 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2015, 22:36 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2015, 11:34 »
I rang up a local building firm and said "I want a skip outside my house."  He said, "I'm not stopping you." 

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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2015, 11:42 »
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« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2015, 13:05 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2015, 14:28 »
I went to buy a watch and the man in the shop said "Analogue?"  I said, "No, just a watch."

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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2015, 14:32 »
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2015, 15:59 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2015, 10:03 »
In a restaurant a man asks the waiter, "I'm just wondering how you prepare your chickens?"  "Nothing special, sir.  We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."


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