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Re: One-liners
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2015, 11:39 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2015, 01:20 »
It is my sad duty to advise you that Britain's fattest man has died.  The cremation will be next Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2015, 07:12 »
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« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2015, 16:43 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2015, 12:43 »
I just ate a KFC completely smothered in ketchup.  It's just one of many things I like to do while smothered in Ketchup.

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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2015, 14:00 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2015, 11:40 »
A midget walks into a second hand book shop and asks, "Have you any books on Irony ?"  Shopkeeper replies, "Top shelf mate".

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2015, 12:22 »
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« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2015, 12:59 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2015, 11:21 »
Last night I was tickling my son's feet and my wife started yelling at me, "Can't you wait until he's born?"

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2015, 12:57 »
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« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2015, 19:02 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2015, 02:08 »
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.  It was my own fault really.  I should have taken them off.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2015, 07:13 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2015, 10:11 »
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