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Offline Den

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #195 on: March 07, 2019, 17:55 »
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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« Reply #196 on: March 07, 2019, 19:30 »
 :facepalm:
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« Reply #197 on: March 07, 2019, 20:11 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #198 on: March 10, 2019, 17:16 »
My wife was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...
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« Reply #199 on: March 10, 2019, 17:24 »
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.”
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« Reply #200 on: March 10, 2019, 17:31 »
I always worry when a woman sees me naked for the first time that she’s just going to scream and run out of the park
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