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Offline Simon

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #210 on: April 30, 2019, 22:03 »
 :facepalm:
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« Reply #211 on: May 01, 2019, 08:58 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #212 on: May 28, 2019, 23:35 »
I'm sure my mate is having an affair with my wife.  He's been really miserable lately.

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« Reply #213 on: May 29, 2019, 08:58 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #214 on: June 14, 2019, 23:48 »
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.  She was a mathemachicken.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #215 on: June 15, 2019, 00:02 »
:groan:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #216 on: June 22, 2019, 12:06 »
I used to be frightened of Horse Chestnuts, but managed to conker my fear.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #217 on: June 22, 2019, 13:37 »
Oh dear!   :facepalm:
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« Reply #218 on: June 22, 2019, 15:33 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #219 on: June 27, 2019, 23:28 »
I started a band called 999 Megabytes.  We still haven't got a gig.
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« Reply #220 on: June 28, 2019, 10:32 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #221 on: June 28, 2019, 10:33 »
Aaaaaargh  :)x

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« Reply #222 on: June 28, 2019, 13:12 »
My local travel agent advertised tickets for a gig by one direction including transport (but they offered return tickets for the bus) It must have been a con so I did not go as that's two directions.
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« Reply #223 on: June 28, 2019, 13:23 »
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« Reply #224 on: June 28, 2019, 17:43 »
 :laugh:
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