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The Laughter Zone / Re: Sex trap
« Last post by Simon on May 20, 2024, 23:04 »
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The Laughter Zone / Sex trap
« Last post by Den on May 20, 2024, 21:05 »Wife was sure that her husband was having Sex with the maid.
So she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell her husband.
That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave his old story- "I've got stomach ache, I'm going to the bathroom."
The wife promptly went into maid's bed.
She switched the lights off.
He came in silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started sex.
When he finished, the wife said - "I bet you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?" and then switched on the light..
"No Madam", said the Gardener."
So she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell her husband.
That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave his old story- "I've got stomach ache, I'm going to the bathroom."
The wife promptly went into maid's bed.
She switched the lights off.
He came in silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started sex.
When he finished, the wife said - "I bet you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?" and then switched on the light..
"No Madam", said the Gardener."
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The Laughter Zone / It's dark in here...
« Last post by Simon on May 15, 2024, 19:55 »A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the woman's lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The man, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the priest to confess his sins, and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again; you're in my closet now."
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the woman's lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The man, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the priest to confess his sins, and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again; you're in my closet now."
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Science & Nature / Re: Aurora
« Last post by Clive on May 11, 2024, 15:40 »Yes, they were seen all over the country even in Porthcawl. I got up several times but failed to see anything but there's another chance tonight. Well worth getting up for.
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Science & Nature / Aurora
« Last post by Simon on May 11, 2024, 10:50 »I didn't take these, but they were posted on our local FB page. Unfortunately, by the time I realised it was happening, it was too late so I didn't actually see it myself.
